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CaKe.

Posted by piecaptin Jan. 26, 2008 @ 9:46 PM EST

Kake + Emo = super raw meatloaf.
______________________ comment for fries and milkshake. please okrder at front.-------fiish....................
......................... - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 'Once upon a time there was a fairy named fred-'
aND HE died OF cancer!!!!! DEAL WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU KRAKHEAD.===================
Get it u get it yET?!?!?! NO!?!? @peiapsdkf

i spelled it WRONG!! ON PURPOSE.
EAT THE PIE JOHNNY!!! EAT IT!=================

~This page sponcered by NEO-COLA, DRINK IT OR PARISH!!!!!~

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AFRO: smoe stdueis sguegst taht pie =5

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Jan. 26, 2008 | 9:46 PM BFK says:

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Jan. 26, 2008 | 9:51 PM piecaptin responds:

KITTIES OWN Da KITCHEN!!!!

Jan. 27, 2008 | 6:40 PM ZiggyZack99 says:

bob eating crackers

Jan. 28, 2008 | 4:28 PM piecaptin responds:

Fred drinking cola. or something like that

Jun. 11, 2008 | 7:27 PM lookoutitsabob says:

a pathetic attempt to be funny? yes? or are you juyst going to type a bunch of letters? Wait dont answer that.

Aug. 27, 2008 | 6:46 PM piecaptin responds:

LOLOLOLOLOL WHEN YOU put toEgther A** screames it ryhmes
JAJAJAJAJAJA
WHO LIKE MONNgggegolSS@@@@@@@ KTITIES OWN DA KITCHE#N

Nov. 28, 2008 | 3:42 PM ph0ne says:

11 11 1 1
cock

Nov. 29, 2008 | 3:26 AM piecaptin responds:

Do you liek mudkips?

Nov. 30, 2008 | 10:06 PM link-011 says:

May I please have a tablet?
:}

Dec. 1, 2008 | 5:12 PM piecaptin responds:

I AM AFRAID OF GIVING TABLETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!
They smells funny =o

Dec. 1, 2008 | 7:41 PM lilcheeselad says:

What the fuck are you trying to say

Dec. 1, 2008 | 8:04 PM piecaptin responds:

MAY I HAVE A TABLET??MAY I HAVE A TABLET??MAY I HAVE A TABLET??
Do you liek mudkips?

Dec. 6, 2008 | 1:04 PM latino-toid says:

SEX IS THE COOLEST THING IN THE WORLD

Dec. 23, 2008 | 12:24 AM piecaptin responds:

Holy crap man... no need to spam my page dude...
I'll unban you, k?

Dec. 14, 2008 | 5:15 PM 455H0L3 says:

O hai

Dec. 18, 2008 | 1:30 AM piecaptin responds:

39458798694

GUTEN TAGGG

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Dec. 18, 2008 | 1:29 AM piecaptin responds:

;OOOo WWWWWWWTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFf WHY DONT U GIVE ME A TABLET!!?!?!? I NEED ONE MOAR THEN U DO!!

Dec. 22, 2008 | 10:53 AM woodtree102 says:

all hail king fartakin, the roman god of farts!!!!!!!!!!!!

if Æ=e-(7) + cornsurup = eveil pie
then what dose ® x pony dust ÷ 60 oz of petroleum gelly = ???

portoleum gelly if vasoline.............................
.......... pie

Dec. 22, 2008 | 3:37 PM piecaptin responds:

Simple!!

Æ-e(7) = Æ -(e/3)

Æ+ e7 = Æ + e7

AE 4R
/4r

Æ = 4

60oz Petroleum gelly = Pony dust / Æ x (R)

-60 = + 60

petro gelly = 60 pony dust / RÆ

petro gelly = 60 ponydust / R4

Petro gelly = 20.4ponydustR

/petro gelly

ponydust = R20.4

I solved the problem :D

Dec. 22, 2008 | 3:43 PM woodtree102 says:

subject: My idea

everyday we will send comments to each other.
another idea is we use newgrounds to send long messages instead of using
the chat or clan on runescape. another idea is......... i ran out of ideas.

yoig= yews

taost bunnys have returned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!! run!!!!! gahsgflsdahfbglsakfg!!!!!!!!!! 128909876543223456789!!!! halo3 halo3 halo3 halo3 halo3

Dec. 22, 2008 | 5:24 PM piecaptin responds:

I disagree...
Yoig will not be yews
Instead we will use poigs
"poigs" will be the highest level of tree we can cut!

and by the way, I got to lvl 60, so now yews are poigs

Dec. 23, 2008 | 11:24 AM woodtree102 says:

32k xp till 63 wc!!!!!!! w000000000tons

Dec. 23, 2008 | 11:41 AM piecaptin responds:

GRATTTTTTTZ TONS!

Dec. 23, 2008 | 1:30 PM woodtree102 says:

munchie 7000 has so much work to do. right now i am doing rune mysteries.
sence i am a member once i finish the quest i am going to a island called entrana were there is a law rune altar. i'll bring ess even though i don't have the lvl to craft them.i'll go on a law rune runing world then evenone will want to buy ess at entrana. noone really is goining to bring money because they need room for ess. so i am goin to say, ess for laws. great way to make fast cash. (1 law pur ess)

Dec. 23, 2008 | 4:14 PM piecaptin responds:

wait... your giving them ONE essence for a law?

dude... wow

I WAN SOME :3

Dec. 24, 2008 | 12:05 AM jakenator85 says:

i like cake not CaKe

Dec. 24, 2008 | 12:02 PM piecaptin responds:

ohs...
=(

Dec. 24, 2008 | 5:01 PM Vrejvax says:

get shot

Dec. 24, 2008 | 7:06 PM piecaptin responds:

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Updated: Aug. 13, 2009, 10:39 AM

Dec. 25, 2008 | 1:23 PM azzo9 says:

comment my post!

Dec. 25, 2008 | 7:25 PM piecaptin responds:

Do you liek mudkips?

Dec. 26, 2008 | 12:35 PM woodtree102 says:

wh3n c@n u pl@y run3$c@p3

Dec. 26, 2008 | 4:50 PM piecaptin responds:

Everyday i tri to get up as earli as possible... lol!
I usually go on at random periods before 3 to try and catch you online.
When ur not on, i stick around for a few minutes and log out. then i try again after around 7 minutes..

Dec. 27, 2008 | 10:56 AM woodtree102 says:

gotcha

Dec. 27, 2008 | 10:57 AM woodtree102 says:

i'll never be on before 9:00 am. i am mostly on around 9:30am or 10:00 am. then i would be on until like 4:00pm

Dec. 27, 2008 | 2:17 PM woodtree102 says:

dude i have amazing news!!!!!!!!! dude it snowed it the desert in real life. there is snow all over the cactus's. no joke!!

Dec. 27, 2008 | 2:33 PM piecaptin responds:

it wasn't snow, it was my airplane dropping chemicles. Toast bunnies were in the desert.

Dec. 27, 2008 | 2:19 PM woodtree102 says:

i used one of the icons u gave me. it pwns!!!!!!

Dec. 27, 2008 | 2:32 PM piecaptin responds:

Yeh, but WHICH ONE?!?!?

Dec. 28, 2008 | 7:50 AM evil-marshmallow says:

turbo cumshot

Dec. 29, 2008 | 3:01 PM piecaptin responds:

343434?

Dec. 28, 2008 | 9:41 AM TonnFuIp says:

thanks for your comment. although it was just one word it is still appreciated. check my page soon if your interested in seeing more.

Dec. 29, 2008 | 3:28 PM piecaptin responds:

tonn...

Dec. 29, 2008 | 3:28 PM piecaptin says:

ZOMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!

I MADE MY PROFILE HERE LOOK LIKE 12 YEAR OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY GOAL IN LIFE ACCOMPLISHED!

Dec. 30, 2008 | 11:16 AM woodtree102 says:

18k xp till 65 wc w0000000000tons!

Dec. 30, 2008 | 12:14 PM piecaptin responds:

D00DSDddddddddddddddddddd

Dec. 30, 2008 | 2:38 PM woodtree102 says:

dude u have 2 see this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its called unfinished complations!!!!! it is on my favorites list!!!!!!!! it is so fricking funy!!!!!!!! omg it is hillarious!!!!

Dec. 30, 2008 | 2:43 PM piecaptin responds:

alrite, ill go see it

Dec. 30, 2008 | 9:36 PM SacredShit says:

Whoa...

Dec. 30, 2008 | 10:43 PM piecaptin responds:

YES MUCH WOAH!

I'll let you off with a warning this time.

Dec. 31, 2008 | 10:02 PM BoxHeadlord says:

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Dec. 31, 2008 | 11:40 PM piecaptin responds:

iekasdfm55ez23iii b9w3y bEW64
no?

Dec. 31, 2008 | 10:03 PM BoxHeadlord says:

I HOPE THAT AN IRISH BICYCLE SCOUT PENETRATES YOUR SKIN POURES WITH 3 BOTTLES OF TURPENTINE WHILE YOUR MUM FUCKS A FIREHYDRANT THAT A DOG JUST PISSED ON AND THEN YOUR DAD GETS STOMACH CRAMPS AND SHITS CORNY DIAREHEA IN A BLENDER AND HE SHITS SO HARD HIS VAS DEFERENS FALL IN AS WELL THEN HE BLENDS IT PUTS IT IN THE FREEZA AND MAKES A HARD DILDO OUT OF OT THEN HE GETS IN HIS PONTIAC AND DRIVES DOWN TO THE LOCAL IRISH PUB AND FUCKS A LEPRACHAUN AND COMES ON A 4 LEAF CLOVER AS HE IS ALSO TIT FUCKING A PIGEON WHO HAS THE BIRD FLU THEN IT STARTS TO SPREAD AND EVERYONE IS PUKING AND CUMMING BLOOD EVERYWHERE WHEN YOU ARRIVE HOME YOU ARE GREETED BY YOUR GRANDMA AND GRANDPA THEN THEY CHAIN YOU TO A BED AND FLOG YOUR COCK WITH A SACK OF RUSTY TWEEZERS THEN THEY SODOMIZE YOU WITH A 32 YEAR OLD VACCUUM CLEANER AND IT SUCKS OUT YOUR ARTERIES THEN YOUR GRANDMA RAMS HER MATURE STINKY CUNT IN YOUR THROAT AND DRIPS OLD PISS IN YOUR OESOPHAGUS AND YOUR GRANDPA BITES OFF TWO OF YOUR TOES AND DIPS THEM IN FRENCH ONION DIP AND SNORTS THEM THEN YOUR SHIT AND CUM COVERED DAD AND YOUR PISS SMELLING MUM JOIN THE FUCK AND YOU HAVE A GIANT REPULSIVE SICK FAMILY ORGY IN A PUSS COVERED BED THEN YOU ALL GET THE BIRD FLU AND DIE HAHAHAHA YOU FUCKING SCUM I COULD SMASH YOU ANYDAY

I HOPE YOU HAVE A FUCKING TERRIBLE CHRISTMAS YOU FAT FUCKING CUNT

Dec. 31, 2008 | 11:40 PM piecaptin responds:

christmas is over

Dec. 31, 2008 | 10:04 PM BoxHeadlord says:

Dec. 31, 2008 | 11:40 PM piecaptin responds:

I CANT EVEN AFFORD ONE

Jan. 3, 2009 | 4:11 PM hunte3r says:

WTF!

Jan. 3, 2009 | 9:31 PM piecaptin responds:

Do you liek mudkips?

Jan. 4, 2009 | 6:06 PM hunte3r says:

w00t! 40 comments!

Jan. 8, 2009 | 4:36 PM piecaptin responds:

mudkipz

Jan. 17, 2009 | 10:10 AM woodtree102 says:

wdf! i h8 that moderater for geting u ban! that stuipid shitbunny lol shitbunny

Jan. 18, 2009 | 2:43 AM piecaptin responds:

lol!!

H3H3 shitbunni....
yeh.. hes a fag..

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Jan. 30, 2009 | 11:04 AM Wartooth118 says:

I love my kitty THIS MUCH:

http://img140.imageshack.us/my.php?im age=cat31qa5.jpg

Jan. 31, 2009 | 11:31 AM piecaptin responds:

GO SPAM A FORUM

May. 11, 2009 | 7:53 PM woodtree102 says:

dude! play runescape i am on!
or just comment me. i got like 8 thing thing awards

May. 17, 2009 | 6:47 PM DjCoast says:

WOOOW 0_0
AWSOME :P

Jun. 9, 2009 | 5:09 PM piecaptin responds:

difjpo

Jun. 9, 2009 | 1:36 PM DjCoast says:

wow 0.0

Jun. 9, 2009 | 5:10 PM piecaptin responds:

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Jun. 16, 2009 | 9:39 PM Balazeal says:

Sinister lolz? ;3

Aug. 13, 2009 | 10:37 AM piecaptin responds:

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DO U RELAIZE HOW SINISTR DIS PROFIEEEEEL IS?!??

Nov. 6, 2009 | 11:06 PM III3DVS says:

...I don't think you deserve to live anymore...

Nov. 14, 2009 | 2:37 AM piecaptin responds:

your favorite color is clear. Go tip a cow.
btw, have a tablet

Updated: Dec. 3, 2009, 3:20 PM

Dec. 2, 2009 | 8:52 PM zerogeass says:

WHAT THE FUCK IN THE NAME OF ODEN!!?!?!?!?!

Dec. 3, 2009 | 12:29 AM piecaptin responds:

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Dec. 3, 2009 | 6:28 AM KittyKillsalot says:

lolwut? X3

Dec. 3, 2009 | 3:16 PM piecaptin responds:

QUAJDKLOAHAO 001000010101001101011001001101010 1101011101101010100101?!!?!?!?!?R UTHEMATRIX?NONONOGagsoft

Dec. 5, 2009 | 5:24 AM 5lip5tr3am3r says:

The noise outweighs the signal

Dec. 5, 2009 | 5:39 PM piecaptin responds:

The signal outweighs our understanding of the universe

Dec. 5, 2009 | 6:18 AM KittyKillsalot says:

Oh, I totally get it now. Gagsoft made me lol. X3

Dec. 5, 2009 | 5:38 PM piecaptin responds:

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Is rex in deh house?

Dec. 5, 2009 | 5:43 PM piecaptin says:

MY NEW FAVORITE VIDEOGAMES:

-Your Mom
-Your Mom 2: Revenge of your mom
-Your Mom 3: The Stepmom

I'm looking forward to Your Mom 4 when it comes out in january.

Dec. 6, 2009 | 5:26 AM 5lip5tr3am3r says:

What are toast bunnies ? Are they dangerous ?

Dec. 7, 2009 | 11:45 PM piecaptin responds:

Unexpected sheep!
like penguins drinking water!
may we have a lick?

Dec. 8, 2009 | 1:10 PM 5lip5tr3am3r says:

Ewe certainly may, but at your own risk - they bite and their venom contains a strange enzyme which has been known to corrode through epidermis, muscle tissue and bone.

Dec. 8, 2009 | 3:23 PM piecaptin responds:

Ocne Uopn A Tmie A Guy Did Tihs tinhg and deid.
HAS FUN IN YOUR SLEEPERCELLULAR

Dec. 10, 2009 | 3:28 PM 5lip5tr3am3r says:

I do sleep in a cell but it's not much fun

I never get much rest, spend my life on the run

I eat on the hoof always watching the clock

Never time to relax never time to take stock

Dec. 10, 2009 | 9:50 PM piecaptin responds:

TICK TOCK TICK TOCK/.

A+POEM

Dec. 11, 2009 | 6:53 PM 5lip5tr3am3r says:

I really like cheap chicken flavoured instant noodles.

Anyone who doesn't like them is just totally wrong and should be punished.

Dec. 13, 2009 | 1:21 AM piecaptin responds:

DO U KNO HIM

Dec. 13, 2009 | 5:32 PM 5lip5tr3am3r says:

I know the Noodles.

I crave carnal knowledge of the Noodles. I know their heavenly taste, their perfect texture, their tantalising aroma.

I keep eating them but somehow its NEVER ENOUGH. I always always need more.

Dec. 13, 2009 | 7:24 PM piecaptin responds:

Was is das?

Dec. 13, 2009 | 5:34 PM 5lip5tr3am3r says:

Enjoy some Pi Pie :

http://yoyodawgdawg.com/51/yo-dawg-pi es

Dec. 13, 2009 | 7:25 PM piecaptin responds:

Is this te CaKe.?

Dec. 14, 2009 | 5:23 AM psychomilkman says:

umm...

Dec. 14, 2009 | 3:59 PM piecaptin responds:

Real tabs from fruit?

Dec. 17, 2009 | 1:08 PM 5lip5tr3am3r says:

There is no cake, you destroyed it with your chemtrails and agent orange while you were trying to kill the desert dwelling toast bunnies

Dec. 17, 2009 | 8:39 PM piecaptin responds:

I like das blue

Dec. 20, 2009 | 4:53 PM 5lip5tr3am3r says:

Apparently all life on earth owes it's existence to a material known as Prussian Blue.

Dec. 22, 2009 | 5:00 PM piecaptin responds:

YOU ARE FALSE. JODIJF(*TGU#IKH>!

Dec. 23, 2009 | 2:09 PM 5lip5tr3am3r says:

Man you know that's not true

I've never lied to you

I'm just looking for a clue

To this planet, I'm new

Much to learn, much to do

Knowledge changing my view

Helping me muddle through

I've won some, lost a few

Dec. 25, 2009 | 3:57 AM piecaptin responds:

/0000199

Dec. 24, 2009 | 2:39 PM PrawDuhJee says:

YOU ARE A HUGE FAGGOT I WILL RAPE YOUR FACE

Dec. 25, 2009 | 3:58 AM piecaptin responds:

I has rapped yours

Dec. 26, 2009 | 3:14 PM Judgement2012 says:

sup Lucas (a.k.a. Fred)?

Dec. 27, 2009 | 2:53 AM piecaptin responds:

Have you yet found the hole dwelling in the desert?
I fear it may be too late to scavenge those crates of scrap metal that we could recycle to save the earth from global fish drowning.